I had a great time concocting captions. A great time...except for the long stretches when I lost myself in a fog of creative obsession. During those spells as a captive of the caption I became the convict. I emerged with dozens of captions, including the following:
Don't feel bad. Johnnie Cochran doesn't write back to me, either.
And I thought Lizzie Grubman had suffered a fall from grace.
Of course it's not your fault. It's the system.
I don't care if you have friends in high places. The top bunk is mine.
Maybe you'd feel better if you used the weight room.
Frankly, I would have preferred one of Charlie's Angels.
Frankly, I would have preferred one of Charlie's Angels. But you'll do.
I also came up with a couple of captions that would have special appeal for movie fans:
If you can't sleep at night, it isn't the coffee or the bunk. It's your wings and it's your halo, too.
The "George" caption alludes, of course, to a neglected plot point in the beloved Frank Capra film It's a Wonderful Life. The "coffee/bunk" caption refers to the lesser-known Preston Sturges movie Christmas in July, which revolves around a dreamer who enters the slogan "If you can't sleep at night, it's not the coffee--it's the bunk!" in a slogan-writing contest sponsored by a coffee company. That's the caption I entered in the contest--not because I thought it would win, but because there was an irresistible appeal in making such a tribute to Sturges. Not every cartoon contest will feature a coffee mug and a bunk and an angel who looks extraordinarily fatigued.
Anyway, the winner of the contest was "I'd lose the dress." So it goes.
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