ABOUT TIME. So it’s finally time to turn the clocks back an hour. They say this gives you an extra hour of sleep, but I always recommend doing something even more fun than sleep (if you can imagine that), so you can double the pleasure when the hour repeats itself. Ya dig?

Whenever I spring forward I always suspect I missed out on something really cool, but there’s something about this time thing that bugs me even more than that: Why not set the clock back 30 minutes and then just keep it that way?