JACK AND DIANE AND JILL AND JEN. If you're working in Lower Manhattan and you happen to look out your window and see a predatory bird swooping down on its prey, that might be a peregrine falcon you see dining a la carte.

Gothamist's Jen Chung ends her latest Pale Male update with a nod to the peregrine falcons that live around 55 Water Street. Contrary to what Jen wrote, the names of the falcons are Jack and Jill, not Jack and Diane. Jill moved in on Jack after Diane ran into wing trouble.

I could offer my opinion about that, but I suppose it's really their own affair.