Monday, February 13, 2006

BLOGORHYTHMS. "Dick Cheney will never be gangsta" is the reasoned conclusion of stalebREAD at Confessions of a White Rapper.

6 comments:

David said...

My Cheney hunting conspiracy theories:

- Failed Supreme Court appointment
- Re-enactment of historic vice-presidental duel
- Victim vaguely resembles Kerry
- Initiation ritual for highest NRA eschelon
- Karl Rove said "Boo!"

David Marc Fischer said...

Good ones. I was wondering if Cheney had been trying to hit "Scooter" Libby...but missed.

Does anyone know where Cindy Sheehan was camping out at the time?

David said...

More:

- Cheney had TiVo-ed "Westworld" the night before.
- Since they were hunting, Whittington didn't realize what Cheney meant when he yelled "Duck!".

Those were my jokes, but there are other jokes going around.

And of course there's this response: "It's not like he drove off a bridge and left a woman to drown in his car,".

At least I finally have an good explanation for the whole Vincent Foster episode.

David Marc Fischer said...

That "Duck" gag is a classic!

The whole incident is a reminder never to go hunting with a lawyer.

Of course the timing couldn't be better for late night comedy. Tonight's shows have had lots of time to develop material...and SNL might have 'til March 4 to think up something funny. Maybe something along the lines of Lazy Sunday....

David said...

Wabbit season!

David said...

I cannot resist. Here's two more:

- I said "pull my Finger."
- Eats, shoots, and leaves.

I think I'm done now.