THE STORY OF NICHOLAS AND BILL. Nicholas desperately wants to run off to Africa with Bill. Nicholas even offers to finance their getaway.

But Bill says he just can't do it! It's not that Bill's got to wash his hair or bake a pie. No, it's just that Bill is really, really busy at work! "I do three hours of daily news analysis on TV and radio. There's no way I can go to Africa," he tells Nicholas.

Nicholas, Nicholas, Nicholas. You just don't get it. Bill's just not that into you!

Now, if you'd invite a chaperone, too...maybe that would make the difference!