LOSERS NEWS. The next Losers Lounge salutes Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, and Kris Kristofferson--a foursome known as The Highwaymen (though "The Way High Men" might also be apt).

The Joe's Pub gigs are scheduled around tax time, so consider it a personal salute to poor Willie if you attend on one of these nights:

April 13 (Thu) 9 pm
April 14 (Fri) 7 pm
April 14 (Fri) 9 pm
April 15 (Sat) 7 pm
April 15 (Sat) 9 pm

Admission is $25. You can either reserve a table for a meal or buy two drinks at exorbitant prices and take your chances on standing or sitting in a weird place, so give serious consideration to the dinner option.

Typically great illustration: Cliff Mott