HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE WEATHER? "There will be heavy rain and light rain, rain showers and thunderstorms. There will be red rain, purple rain, and maybe even rain from outer space. Thirty-two flavors of rain in all. There will be enough rain to make us wrinkly and moldy." That's how Gothamist weather macher Joe Schumacher puts it in his poetic prediction of rain through next Wednesday. So don't say you haven't been warned!