TONIGHT ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. Beate winds up in the Emergency Room with kidney stones. Shelly panics and has two of her neighbors visit to program her new television set. Five hours after Caroline welcomes her old friend Jill into her home for a week, she realizes that she doesn't like Jill anymore. Alyssa gets up early to replace the dead goldfish before Buffy wakes up, but later that day Buffy discovers the replacement goldfish dead on the carpet anyway.

Tonight on "Desperate Housewives" is a weekly series that premiered on Blog About Town on October 23, 2005. Last week's installment is here.

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