WAITING WEEKLY. Listen. Listen carefully. Is that the waiter talking? About tips?? No doubt about it: Waiter Rant is the Talk of the Nation! (If you're a server and you want your opinions heard too, see Survey Says!) Now about your food? The waiter isn't serving. It has something to do with Monday.
As for another round of those complimentary shots, your waitress doesn't seem to be around either. Sorry!