MC GOBBLER. If you're looking for Gloria Gobbler, I've got bad news for you. Gloria either flew the coop or just didn't survive the season. [UPDATE: SHE'S BACK!]

Perhaps you've heard the unsettling reports of a Butterball turkey found in Detroit with a stuffing packet filled with sequins. If it turns out to be a case of fowl play, here's the chief suspect: MC Gobbler.

Thanks, Other Dave, for your fine detective work!