NEW YEAR'S EVE IN TIMES SQUARE. The first rule of New Year's Eve in Times Square is Don't Go.

I don't mean Don't Go to Times Square. That isn't a bad idea at all...but what I mean here is Don't Go in a different, more colloquial, sense.

But if you must Go the best place to Go might well be the Charmin Restrooms Building by the Virgin Megastore. (That's right--just because it's now easy to find a Virgin in Times Square doesn't mean you can't still find a bunch of johns nearby, too.)

Video related to this astonishing exercise in asswipertising can be found all over YouTube. I'm posting a 3:56 clip here (watch 'til the end and you'll see a dancing toilet with a bear ass) but if you're interested in this kind of thing I suggest you click on Source and check out the comments on YouTube and perhaps the other videos there. Regardless, why not take a minute to pay your respects to good ol' Mr. Whipple (a.k.a. Dick Wilson, interviewed here)?



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Photo: David Marc Fischer