BAT I'll take two tickets for the late show on Friday night, please.All dialogue guaranteed paraphrased.
BOX OFFICE GUY That'll be $142.
BAT (shocked) $142?! Oh wait, I have a discount coupon....
BOG I'm sorry. My mind-reading abilities don't work on Wednesday.
BAT That's okay. My sarcasm shield is working just fine!
Monday, February 12, 2007
BATROPOLITAN DIARY. The following exchange took place on a recent Wednesday....