Monday, February 12, 2007

BATROPOLITAN DIARY. The following exchange took place on a recent Wednesday....
BAT I'll take two tickets for the late show on Friday night, please.

BOX OFFICE GUY That'll be $142.

BAT (shocked) $142?! Oh wait, I have a discount coupon....

BOG I'm sorry. My mind-reading abilities don't work on Wednesday.

BAT That's okay. My sarcasm shield is working just fine!
All dialogue guaranteed paraphrased.

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