Monday, July 30, 2007

CARTOON CAPTION/ANTI-CAPTION CONTESTS CONTINUE!

Every now and then I'm so proud of one of my losing captions that I use this space to shine a spotlight on it. For instance, consider Caption Contest 106 (lab guy with monkey at typewriter). The nominees:
"Have you considered writing this story in the third monkey rather than the first monkey?"
Robert Gray (Manchester Center, VT)

"We'll have to run it by our infinite number of editors."
Douglas L. Saunders (Oakland, CA)

"Sorry, guys. It's another rejection letter."
Sondra Frisch (Del Mar, CA)
And, well, here's mine.
"'Ods bodkins'? Gibberish."
Get it?


In Caption Contest 104 (cops cruising by drinking and loitering angels), the winner is
"Except here it's always good cop, good cop."
Gary Rawitz (New York, NY)
Those eight words create a formidable seven-point spread between second-place New York and third-place New Jersey while New York moves within two points of California.


In Anti-Caption Contest 107 (man with beer talks to dog while woman lectures cat in house seemingly missing walls), the winner is
"What, did you graduate? Get the fuck back over there."
Bouf la Tete
My loser:
"This house needs walls."

Caption Contest 108 is here. Anti-Caption Contest 108 is here.


THE STANDINGS

Here is the current New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest breakdown by state. You can find it all mapped out here.
18 California

16 New York (14 from the Big Apple)

9 New Jersey

6 Massachusetts
6 Pennsylvania

4 Connecticut (two from New Haven, two not)

3 Georgia (includes two-time winner Carl Gables)
3 Illinois
3 Maryland (none named Mary)
3 Minnesota (Minneapolis 2, St. Paul 1)
3 North Carolina
3 Ohio

2 District of Columbia
2 Missouri
2 New Hampshire
2 Oregon (both named Eric, both from Portland)
2 Rhode Island
2 Texas
2 Utah
2 Virginia

1 Alabama
1 Arizona
1 Florida
1 Iowa
1 Kentucky
1 Mississippi
1 Nevada
1 New Mexico
1 Oklahoma
1 Vermont
1 Washington
Map Introduction

Thanks to Andriy Bidochko for Map Builder. MyMaps at MapBuilder.net

Image by David Marc Fischer using Samsung cameraphone

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