THE METS CAN MAKE YOU CRAZY!

"Fresh off a three-game winning streak on the road, the Mets brought their act back home last night — and bombed, losing to the Nats by the score of 13-4. Not since the Ford to City: Drop Dead days has Washington been so hard on New York...."


"Let’s just beat the Nationals already, and get this thing over with. Waiting for the Phillies to lose is not my idea of 'enjoying the pennant race'...."


"I am going to make this simple. For the next three days I am a huge Braves fan. As much as it disgusts me to even think or utter these words, its the truth. I, Joyce Mandelkern, diehard Mets fan, who bleeds orange and blue, has to root hard for Larry and Andruw, Huddy and Smoltzie, Frenchy, and dare I say it, Bobby Cox. I feel ill. Desperate times call for desperate measures and there are things you do for those you love and you don't think twice about it...."