CARTOON CAPTION/ANTI-CAPTION COVERAGE CONTINUES!

What a weird coincidence. The winner of Caption Contest 141 (Drew Dernavich's angel with bat wings) is

"It just looked so uncool to wear a seat belt in the Batmobile."
Steve Rogers (Los Angeles, CA)

So what are the odds that the winner would be a Batman joke from a guy with the same name as Captain America's alter-ego? Staggering, I'm sure.


In Caption Contest 143 (P. C. Vey's businessman with blow-up doll, the nominees are

"I couldn't find a real naked woman to ride with me in the H.O.V. lane."
Brian Julius (Washington, DC)

"Hey, you teach C.P.R. your way, and I'll teach it mine."
Rose Locander (Waukesha, WI)

"She's my Seeing Eye doll."
Abigail Crim (Greenbelt, MD)

My loser:

"So you see, I firmly hold that there's an upside to inflation."

Not so bad, eh?


In Anti-Caption Contest 144 (Mick Stevens's fisherman on an analyst's couch in room full of levitating fish), the winner is

"Cod... sea bass... flounder... orange roughy... sex with my mother -- I mean, Arctic char..."
kejo

My losers:

"Whatever happened to Anti-Caption Contest #142? Whatever happened to Anti-Caption Contest #142?

"I keep on asking that question, Doc, but I'm not getting answers. It's like no one's listening, or everyone thinks I'm joking. But I swear this ain't no red herring, Doc. I swear it!

"Whaddaya say, Doc?

"Doc??"

Caption Contest 145 is here, while Anti-Caption Contest 145 is here.


THE STANDINGS

Here is the current New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest breakdown by state. You can find it all mapped out here.

26 California

21 New York (18 from the Big Apple)

12 New Jersey

6 Massachusetts
6 Pennsylvania
6 Virginia (three from NOVA, two from Richmond, one from Charlottesville)

5 Connecticut (two from New Haven, three not)
5 Illinois (four from Chicago—two captions by Lawrence Wood, two drawings by Leo Cullum)
5 Texas (three from Houston)

4 Georgia (includes two-time winner Carl Gables)
4 Maryland (none named Mary)

3 Minnesota (Minneapolis 2, St. Paul 1)
3 North Carolina
3 Ohio

2 Alaska
2 Arizona
2 District of Columbia
2 Florida
2 Michigan
2 Mississippi
2 Missouri
2 New Hampshire
2 Oregon (both named Eric, both from Portland)
2 Rhode Island
2 Utah
2 Vermont

1 Alabama
1 Delaware
1 Iowa
1 Kentucky
1 Nevada
1 New Mexico
1 Oklahoma
1 Washington

Map Introduction

Thanks to Andriy Bidochko for Map Builder.

Image by David Marc Fischer using Samsung cameraphone