"Yes, Officer, they say he was about six feet four, with pointy ears and abnormally short arms."Which of the three is my favorite? One guess per player, with winning guesses (submitted by 6pm ET Saturday, March 21, 2009) getting one point each.
Alexia Kauffman (Arlington, VA)
"I wasn't laid off—I just decided to pursue other interests."
Christy Yoest (New York, NY)
"Hello, YouTube? I've got something you might be interested in."
Judy Goldberg (Brooklyn, NY)
Anybody can play—just make sure you use a distinct moniker so we can tell you apart from the usual gang of players, such as Debbie and Deborah!