THE NEWS FROM UTAH (REPUBLICANS)

Brace yourselves, folks!

From Utah's Daily Herald: "Utah County Republicans ended their convention on Saturday by debating Satan's influence on illegal immigrants...." Read on here--it's worth it! (Thanks to Wonkette for the lead.)

And don't miss this AP story: "Brent Tenney says he feels pretty safe when he goes to class at the University of Utah, but he takes no chances. He brings a loaded 9 mm semiautomatic with him every day...."