PALL BARERS. Late in 2003, BAT covered FuneralDepot.com, which customizes coffins in styles commonly associated with vans and motorcycles. Now, courtesy of Manhattan User's Guide, BAT is happy to spread the word about cofanifunebri.com, which uses scantily-clad female models to promote "Fashion line coffins" including caskets with names such as Madonna, Padre Pio, and Cristo Europa.

As with chocolate and peanut butter, the combination of casket and cheesecake seems both sensible and inevitable, but it still takes a certain genius to make the connection and share it with the world. That's clearly the case with cofanifunebri, whose website modestly describes the company owners as "simple men of good will and talent" whose dedication to their craft extends all the way to hard wood.

If you like what cofanifunebri has to offer, consider purchasing the calendars, which go all the way back to 2003! With discounts available, it's never too late to buy one! Unless, of course, you're dead.