CARTOON CAPTION CONTEST CONTINUES! Blah blah blah New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest blah blah blah blah.

The winning caption for Contest #20 (woman talking over tiny man at party) was “We met at the minibar.” Congrats to Paul Cretien of Waco, Texas, America's Wackiest City.

Of the nominees for Contest #22 (four women outvoting three men at a conference table), I’m pulling for “Well, then, it's unanimous.” It’s by a woman: Anne Whiteside of San Francisco, California.

My submission was “Get used to it, Bill. I'm not a swing vote anymore.” Please note that it acknowledges the existence of the man in the middle, who’s looking at the woman at the end of the table.