FAKE DAVID CROSS UPDATE! Attention, please! The Real David Cross recently indicated (to Gawker) that he has gone to Los Angeles to work on Arrested Development.

In response, the Fake David Cross Alert Level has been changed! Repeat: The Fake David Cross Alert Level has been changed!

The Fake David Cross Alert Levels for New York City and Los Angeles are now as follows:

NEW YORK: Red (Do not offer "David Cross" drinks and/or sex! Report encounter to Gawker. Include photos.)

LOS ANGELES: Orange (Inspect tattoo before offering "David Cross" drinks and/or sex. Report encounter to Gawker. Include photos.)

Meanwhile, the Fake Fireman Alert Level remains at Double Super Deep Pink: No drinks, no sex, run like hell!

Photo: David Marc Fischer