Wednesday, March 15, 2006

WAITING WEEKLY. Today we offer an unusually wide selection! Our specials include
Adventures in Babysitting
Congratulations Post Secret!
Close Quarters Battle
However, we realize you might have a taste for something more exotic and amusing, such as Cowboy Leg and Rurality Salad. In such a case, we recommend browsing this menu and referring to this explanation if you find yourself in need of additional guidance.

When you have finished, you are welcome to complimentary shots from your waitress.

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