WAITING WEEKLY. Let's all greet our beloved Waiter with a congratulatory salute--he's scored a Book Deal! Gawker might be clueless about this Waiter Rant thing, but Blog About Town regulars know, don't we?

After patting ourselves on the proverbial back, it's on to Heat and Hung Over Time.

Today we also offer a very special bento dish: Totoro! And yes, it's gluten-free.

As usual, we encourage you to avail yourself of complimentary shots from your waitress. Feel free to say bonjour to Chef Pierre, too!