I hope you enjoy this Eustace Tilley parody, conceived by me and rendered by Deborah Grumet for the current contest over at The New Yorker. Because Deborah is so over-the-top competitive, she also entered this Tilley, enabling her to compete against herself. (So far we've held back on submitting Eustace K. Tilley.)
See also: "The Penguin Goes A Courtin'"