"She's a lover, not a fighter."
Robert McLean (Tampa, FL)
The nominees in Caption Contest 199 (Michael Crawford's snorkeler in court) are
“You think Alcatraz can hold me?”My loser:
Joshua Rosales (Rosemead, CA)
"Go ahead, waterboard me."
Lester Craft, Jr. (Basalt, CO)
“Well, the menu did say ‘Choose your own lobster.’”
Donna Palmer (Chattanooga, TN)
"What makes you think I was doing something fishy?"
The winner of Anti-Caption Contest 200 (Ethan Kanin's Satan in God's reception room) is
"Yes, we can schedule a session for you same time next Tuesday Mr. Johnson. To be honest, you don't even have to ask anymore. As sexual role-playing businesses go, this has turned out to be a much more limited market than we anticipated. Don't forget to leave your suit to be dry-cleaned."
Cartoon Caption Contest 201 is here. Anti-Caption Contest 200 is here.
Here is the current New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest breakdown by state. You can find it all (almost) mapped out here.
33 New York (28 from the Big Apple, where Lynn Tudor has won twice)Map Introduction
14 New Jersey
12 Virginia (six from NOVA, two from Richmond, one from Charlottesville, one from Newport News, one from Roanoke, one from Stanardsville)
10 Illinois (eight from Chicago including three captions by Lawrence Wood)
7 North Carolina (two from Charlotte)
6 Connecticut (two from New Haven, four not)
6 Texas (three from Houston, one from Austin)
5 Maryland (none named Mary)
4 Arizona (two from Tucson)
4 Georgia (includes two-time winner Carl Gables)
3 Minnesota (Minneapolis 2, St. Paul 1)
3 Rhode Island
2 District of Columbia
2 Nevada (Las Vegas 1, Zephyr Cove 1)
2 New Hampshire
2 Oregon (both named Eric, both from Portland)
1 Louisiana (New Orleans)
1 New Mexico
Thanks to Andriy Bidochko for Map Builder.
Parodic The Gothamer illustration realized by Deborah Grumet from concept by David Marc Fischer