CARTOON CAPTION/ANTI-CAPTION CONTESTS CONTINUE!

OMG! This has turned out to be an unusually interesting time in Captionistan!! At least for me!!!

Over in Anti-Caption Contest 110 (ambulatory patient observes nurse pushing crash-test dummy in wheelchair), the winner is

"It seems incredibly unfair to me that a lifeless dummy gets to ride in a wheelchair while we humans are forced to walk."
Meatbomb

However, one of my own submissions made it to the Finalist spot! That would be

"I hear the nurse screws him all night long."

I think that's the best I've done so far, so naturally I'm very proud of that caption. Still, I wouldn't want to neglect my loser:

"Either I'm NUTS, or he's got a couple of loose SCREWS!"

Meanwhile, in Caption Contest 109 (aircraft passenger seated next to giant microbe), Contest 73 winner Colin Nissan has resurfaced among the candidates:

"I hate connecting through Roswell."
James Montana (Arlington, VA)

"This guy's wife lets him drink on the plane!"
Shawn Broderick (Cottage Grove, OR)

"I don't care if he's single-celled, he should have bought two seats."
Colin Nissan (Brooklyn, NY)

So watch your back, two-time weekly winner Carl Gable!

And my loser?

"Next time you get the middle seat."

At Caption Contest 107 (man with beer and dog near woman teaching equations to cat), the winner could only have been from top-two states California or New York. When the dust settled, the Golden State had taken the prize with

"You want to impress me? Drive to the store and get me more beer."
Ken Hoffman (Los Gatos, CA)

So that gives California a 19-16 lead over New York, with New Jersey trailing in third place with 9 wins.


In other news, Emdashes drew my attention to the Mick Stevens's collection of "First OK" stories of New Yorker cartoonists. And I note that, on the West Coast, Ben of I Can't Believe It's Not Better! conducts his own caption contest coverage.


Caption Contest 110 is here. Anti-Caption Contest 110 is here.


THE STANDINGS

Here is the current New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest breakdown by state. You can find it all mapped out here.

19 California

16 New York (14 from the Big Apple)

9 New Jersey

6 Massachusetts
6 Pennsylvania

4 Connecticut (two from New Haven, two not)

3 Georgia (includes two-time winner Carl Gables)
3 Illinois
3 Maryland (none named Mary)
3 Minnesota (Minneapolis 2, St. Paul 1)
3 North Carolina
3 Ohio

2 District of Columbia
2 Mississippi
2 Missouri
2 New Hampshire
2 Oregon (both named Eric, both from Portland)
2 Rhode Island
2 Texas
2 Utah
2 Vermont
2 Virginia

1 Alabama
1 Arizona
1 Florida
1 Iowa
1 Kentucky
1 Nevada
1 New Mexico
1 Oklahoma
1 Washington

Map Introduction

Thanks to Andriy Bidochko for Map Builder.

Image by David Marc Fischer using Samsung cameraphone

CARTOON CAPTION/ANTI-CAPTION CONTESTS CONTINUE!

In Caption Contest 105 (tidal wave in a built-in pool), the winner is

"I told you this house was too close to the moon."
Laura Hipp (Jackson, MS)

Now Mississippi and Missouri have two wins each.


Leaders California and New York are looking good in Caption Contest 107 (man and dog wait with beer and junk food bag while woman and cat work on equation):

"Trust me, my lessons have way more real-world applications."
Oren Uziel (Brooklyn, NY)

"You want to impress me? Drive to the store and get me more beer."
Ken Hoffman (Los Gatos, CA)

"Don't worry—they'll never actually build it."
Warren Dennis (Santa Barbara, CA)

My loser:

"It's easy to calculate. Take away the beer and the chips, then all that remains is you and me, old friend, just you and me."

At Anti-Caption Contest 108 (cavepeople watching caveperson sweeping outside modern building, with volcano erupting in distance), the winner is

"Since we lost the baby, he just spends all day out there, in this 'garage' thing he built. It's like he can't even stand to be around me."
Ed C

My loser:

Cleanliness is next to troglodytes.

That might remind you of my Honorable Mention in Anti-Caption Contest 84:

Cleanliness is next to Ghostliness

Caption Contest 109 is here. Anti-Caption Contest 109 is here.


THE STANDINGS

Here is the current New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest breakdown by state. You can find it all mapped out here.

18 California

16 New York (14 from the Big Apple)

9 New Jersey

6 Massachusetts
6 Pennsylvania

4 Connecticut (two from New Haven, two not)

3 Georgia (includes two-time winner Carl Gables)
3 Illinois
3 Maryland (none named Mary)
3 Minnesota (Minneapolis 2, St. Paul 1)
3 North Carolina
3 Ohio

2 District of Columbia
2 Mississippi
2 Missouri
2 New Hampshire
2 Oregon (both named Eric, both from Portland)
2 Rhode Island
2 Texas
2 Utah
2 Virginia

1 Alabama
1 Arizona
1 Florida
1 Iowa
1 Kentucky
1 Nevada
1 New Mexico
1 Oklahoma
1 Vermont
1 Washington

Map Introduction

Thanks to Andriy Bidochko for Map Builder.

Image by David Marc Fischer using Samsung cameraphone