Cartoon Caption/Anti-Caption Contest Coverage Continues!

The winner of Caption Contest 185 (Mick Stevens's man running ashore behind fish) is

"You're in trouble when we get to the bicycles."
John Kinde (Las Vegas, NV)

This second win for Nevada keeps front-runners California and New York from advancing this week.


The nominees in Caption Contest 187 (Charles Barsotti's burglar confronting avenging angel) are:

"Trust me—you don't want this. It's filled with mortgage-backed securities."
Christine Tai (New York, NY)

"Haven't you got some white-collar criminals to attend to?"
James Bell (Charlottesville, VA)

"That skirt is so last year."
Kate Rounds (Jersey City, NJ)

My loser:

"Put that sword away—I'm the CEO."

The winner of Anti-Caption Contest 187 (Charles Barsotti's avenging angel confronting burglar) is

"Relax, I'm not a thief. I'm just an out-of-work mime, bringing a sack of sine waves to an 'Eyes Wide Shut'-style orgy."
Tim C.

My loser:

"Good news, boss—I just robbed the Church of Satan!"

You know, I'm kinda happy with my losers this week—and I hope you are, too!


At the time of this post, Dan Radosh had not announced the results of Anti-Caption Contest 188 (P.C. Vey's keyboardist with a piano case full of water and fish).


Caption Contest 189 is here. Anti-Caption Contest 189 is here.


THE STANDINGS

Here is the current New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest breakdown by state. You can find it all (almost) mapped out here.

31 California

30 New York (26 from the Big Apple)

13 New Jersey

11 Virginia (five from NOVA, two from Richmond, one from Charlottesville, one from Newport News, one from Roanoke, one from Stanardsville)

9 Illinois (seven from Chicago, two captions by Lawrence Wood, two drawings by Leo Cullum)
9 Massachusetts

6 Connecticut (two from New Haven, four not)
6 North Carolina (two from Charlotte)
6 Pennsylvania

5 Maryland (none named Mary)
5 Texas (three from Houston)

4 Arizona (two from Tucson)
4 Georgia (includes two-time winner Carl Gables)
4 Ohio
4 Washington

3 Michigan
3 Minnesota (Minneapolis 2, St. Paul 1)
3 Rhode Island

2 Alaska
2 District of Columbia
2 Florida
2 Mississippi
2 Missouri
2 Nevada (Las Vegas 1, Zephyr Cove 1)
2 New Hampshire
2 Oregon (both named Eric, both from Portland)
2 Utah
2 Vermont

1 Alabama
1 Arkansas
1 Delaware
1 Iowa
1 Kentucky
1 Louisiana (New Orleans)
1 New Mexico
1 Oklahoma
1 Wisconsin

Map Introduction

Thanks to Andriy Bidochko for Map Builder.

Parodic The Gothamer illustration realized by Deborah Grumet from concept by David Marc Fischer

Cartoon Caption/Anti-Caption Contest Coverage Continues

The winner of Caption Contest 183 (Tom Cheney's car crashing into bedroom) is

"Well, at least he made curfew."
Andrea Fidurko (Needham, MA)

So now Massachusetts is tied with Illinois, which also had a contender in this contest.


Front runners California and New York are among the nominees in Caption Contest 185 (Mick Stevens's naked man running out of water behind a fish):

"Now that I've met your family, I want you to meet mine."
Ben Russak (Carlsbad, CA)

"You're in trouble when we get to the bicycles."
John Kinde (Las Vegas, NV)

"Hi there! Can I interest you in some promotional material about intelligent design?"
Aaron Adler (New York, NY)

My loser:"Sure I'm all wet, but who's the fish out of water now?"


The winner of Anti-Caption Contest 186 (Danny Shanahan's Moses holding Asian tablets) is

"Hey, which one of you sons of bitches left this in front of my house? I specifically smeared my doorposts in blood so I would NOT receive menus!"
gary

My loser:

"Oy! Mein beck!! Mein beck!!! Vy didn't I hire someone to do this heffy lifting? Vat did I think I was, some veightlifter?"

Caption Contest 187 is here. Anti-Caption Contest 187 is here.


THE STANDINGS

Here is the current New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest breakdown by state. You can find it all (almost) mapped out here.

31 California

30 New York (26 from the Big Apple)

13 New Jersey

11 Virginia (five from NOVA, two from Richmond, one from Charlottesville, one from Newport News, one from Roanoke, one from Stanardsville)

9 Illinois (seven from Chicago, two captions by Lawrence Wood, two drawings by Leo Cullum)
9 Massachusetts

6 Connecticut (two from New Haven, four not)
6 North Carolina (two from Charlotte)
6 Pennsylvania

5 Maryland (none named Mary)
5 Texas (three from Houston)

4 Arizona (two from Tucson)
4 Georgia (includes two-time winner Carl Gables)
4 Ohio

3 Michigan
3 Minnesota (Minneapolis 2, St. Paul 1)
3 Rhode Island
3 Washington

2 Alaska
2 District of Columbia
2 Florida
2 Mississippi
2 Missouri
2 New Hampshire
2 Oregon (both named Eric, both from Portland)
2 Utah
2 Vermont

1 Alabama
1 Arkansas
1 Delaware
1 Iowa
1 Kentucky
1 Louisiana (New Orleans)
1 Nevada
1 New Mexico
1 Oklahoma
1 Wisconsin

Map Introduction

Thanks to Andriy Bidochko for Map Builder.

Parodic The Gothamer illustration realized by Deborah Grumet from concept by David Marc Fischer