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Let's hear it for the candidate from Illinois! The winner of Caption Contest 162 (Robert Mankoff's dogwalker and snake leash) is

"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."
Samantha Church (Chicago, IL)

In Caption Contest 164 (David Borchart's person storming out of goat-infested house), the nominees are

"Come sweater season, you'll be back."
Travis Gosselin (Chicago, IL)

"You're the one who left your fertility drugs on the counter."
Andy Wehrley (New York, NY)

"Could you bring me back a goat?"
Clif Dickens (Lexington, KY)

My loser:

"Could you check to see if the paper was delivered?"

What I should've submitted:

"I'm sorry if I got your goat."

The winner of Anti-Caption Contest 165 is currently undeclared.


Caption Contest 166 is here. Anti-Caption Contest 166 is here.


THE STANDINGS

Here is the current New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest breakdown by state. You can find it all mapped out here.

29 California

26 New York (23 from the Big Apple)

13 New Jersey

9 Virginia (four from NOVA, two from Richmond, one from Charlottesville, one from Newport News, one from Roanoke)

6 Illinois (five from Chicago—two captions by Lawrence Wood, two drawings by Leo Cullum)
6 Massachusetts
6 Pennsylvania

5 Connecticut (two from New Haven, three not)
5 North Carolina (two from Charlotte)
5 Texas (three from Houston)

4 Arizona (two from Tucson)
4 Georgia (includes two-time winner Carl Gables)
4 Maryland (none named Mary)

3 Minnesota (Minneapolis 2, St. Paul 1)
3 Ohio

2 Alaska
2 District of Columbia
2 Florida
2 Michigan
2 Mississippi
2 Missouri
2 New Hampshire
2 Oregon (both named Eric, both from Portland)
2 Rhode Island
2 Utah
2 Vermont
2 Washington

1 Alabama
1 Arkansas
1 Delaware
1 Iowa
1 Kentucky
1 Louisiana (New Orleans)
1 Nevada
1 New Mexico
1 Oklahoma
1 Wisconsin

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Satirical "Eustace K. Tilley" illustration realized by Deborah Grumet from concept by David Marc Fischer

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The winner of Caption Contest 160 (Tom Cheney's Hell House) is

"The seller is extremely motivated."
Mariam Erenburg (New York, NY)

New York is now within three points of longtime leader California.


In Caption Contest 162 (Robert Mankoff's man walking a snake or leash), the nominees are

"Relax, she prefers dachshunds."
Chas Kikel (Cleveland Heights, OH)

"Let's just say it attracts a more interesting type of woman."
Rosi Kaufman (Praire Village, KS)

"Don't look now, but I believe your snake is strangling that dog."
Samantha Church (Chicago, IL)

Nothing from me this time, you lucky dogs!


The winner of Anti-Caption Contest 163 (P.C. Vey's man at lectern in restaurant) is

"I'm debating you. Go to your podium, bitch!"
njtotx

Nothing from me this week, either.


Caption Contest 164 is here. Anti-Caption Contest 164 is here.


THE STANDINGS

Here is the current New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest breakdown by state. You can find it all mapped out here.

29 California

26 New York (23 from the Big Apple)

13 New Jersey

8 Virginia (three from NOVA, two from Richmond, one from Charlottesville, one from Newport News, one from Roanoke)

6 Massachusetts
6 Pennsylvania

5 Connecticut (two from New Haven, three not)
5 Illinois (four from Chicago—two captions by Lawrence Wood, two drawings by Leo Cullum)
5 North Carolina (two from Charlotte)
5 Texas (three from Houston)

4 Arizona (two from Tucson)
4 Georgia (includes two-time winner Carl Gables)
4 Maryland (none named Mary)

3 Minnesota (Minneapolis 2, St. Paul 1)
3 Ohio

2 Alaska
2 District of Columbia
2 Florida
2 Michigan
2 Mississippi
2 Missouri
2 New Hampshire
2 Oregon (both named Eric, both from Portland)
2 Rhode Island
2 Utah
2 Vermont
2 Washington

1 Alabama
1 Arkansas
1 Delaware
1 Iowa
1 Kentucky
1 Louisiana (New Orleans)
1 Nevada
1 New Mexico
1 Oklahoma
1 Wisconsin

Map Introduction

Thanks to Andriy Bidochko for Map Builder.

Satirical "Eustace K. Tilley" illustration realized by Deborah Grumet from concept by David Marc Fischer

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The winner of Caption Contest 159 (Drew Dernavich's conferees with gargantuan mugs) is

"By a 9-0 vote, the rest-room expansion project is approved."
Jon Thompson (Sedona, AZ)

Don't ask me if this anything to do with John McCain's election, but do check out the new design elements over at the website of The New Yorker.


In Caption Contest 161 (Michael Crawford's interview with gargantuan lobster), the nominees are

"So why did you leave Red Lobster?"
Paul Vogel (Arlington, VA)

"I guess we have a deal, but we don’t have to shake on it."
Candace Klomann (Tucson, AZ)

"So you think you’re ready for the corner tank?"
Meghan Dowd (Somerville, MA)

My loser:

"According to this letter of recommendation, you work best with spinach and a vanilla beurre blanc."

The winner of Anti-Caption Contest 161 is

"I'm sorry, we were looking for a more normal-sized lobster."
Francis

My loser:

"If you think working for this company is tough, look out for our Japanese competitors. They will eat you alive!"

The winner of Anti-Caption Contest 162 (Robert Mankoff's man with snake as a leash) is

"...yeah, so if my daughter turns up let me know."
Trotman

And I got nothing for ya on that one.


Caption Contest 163 is here. Anti-Caption Contest 163 is here.


THE STANDINGS

Here is the current New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest breakdown by state. You can find it all mapped out here.

29 California

25 New York (22 from the Big Apple)

13 New Jersey

8 Virginia (three from NOVA, two from Richmond, one from Charlottesville, one from Newport News, one from Roanoke)

6 Massachusetts
6 Pennsylvania

5 Connecticut (two from New Haven, three not)
5 Illinois (four from Chicago—two captions by Lawrence Wood, two drawings by Leo Cullum)
5 North Carolina (two from Charlotte)
5 Texas (three from Houston)

4 Arizona (two from Tucson)
4 Georgia (includes two-time winner Carl Gables)
4 Maryland (none named Mary)

3 Minnesota (Minneapolis 2, St. Paul 1)
3 Ohio

2 Alaska
2 District of Columbia
2 Florida
2 Michigan
2 Mississippi
2 Missouri
2 New Hampshire
2 Oregon (both named Eric, both from Portland)
2 Rhode Island
2 Utah
2 Vermont
2 Washington

1 Alabama
1 Arkansas
1 Delaware
1 Iowa
1 Kentucky
1 Louisiana (New Orleans)
1 Nevada
1 New Mexico
1 Oklahoma
1 Wisconsin

Map Introduction

Thanks to Andriy Bidochko for Map Builder.

Satirical "Eustace K. Tilley" illustration realized by Deborah Grumet from concept by David Marc Fischer